do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via crayonlynn)


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via jrodobaggins)


Drinking decaf coffee is like paying a call girl for an hour. And all she wants to do its cuddle. LOL.