sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via crayonlynn)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via jrodobaggins)

demotivatedsuccess:

Drinking decaf coffee is like paying a call girl for an hour. And all she wants to do its cuddle. LOL.